25 Funny Limericks for St Patrick’s Day

Impress friends, coworkers and family with these Saint Patrick's Day poems!

BY BRITTANY MICHELLE UPDATED: MARCH 6, 2024

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St. Patrick's Day is a yearly occasion that honors a saint of Ireland, known as Saint Patrick. This festive day is celebrated on March 17th. It’s marked by parades, wearing fun green shirts, indulging in traditional Irish foods, and of course, enjoying a good laugh with friends and family. You can expect to have a green beer or two as well!

Another unique aspect of St. Patrick's Day celebrations is the tradition of sharing limericks, humorous and rhythmic poems that add to the day's fun. Whether tucked into a St. Patrick’s Day gift basket, written inside a card, or recited at a gathering, limericks add humor and cheer to the party.

But what exactly is a limerick?

Well, it's a type of five-line poem with a distinct rhythm and rhyme scheme. Limericks typically follow an AABBA rhyme scheme, meaning the first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other, while the third and fourth lines rhyme with each other, but are shorter. This structure gives limericks their playful and catchy rhythm, making them easy to remember and recite.

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LEPRECHAUN MESSAGE

2.

There once was a shamrock so bold,

Its green leaves were rumored to hold.

Luck and good cheer,

For the whole coming year,

So wear it, don't let it grow old!

3.

In Dublin, they paint the town green,

With banners and flags, a grand scene.

The pubs overflow,

With laughter and glow,

As Irish spirits reign supreme!

4.

There once was a pot full of gold,

At the end of a rainbow, we're told.

But chasing it's tough,

And oft times enough,

You'll find it's the journey that's gold!

5.

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funny st patrick's day limericks

6.

There once was a lad from Killarney,

Whose laughter was heard down the blarney.

He'd dance a quick step,

With never a misstep,

And charm every lass and their granny!

7.

The Irish are known for their wit,

Their stories, they sure know how to knit.

With a twinkle in eye,

And a tale spun so sly,

They'll have you in stitches, I'll bet!

8.

There once was a fair maiden, Maeve,

Whose smile could the darkest clouds brave.

With hair like spun gold,

And a heart that's untold,

She danced through each St. Paddy's Eve!

9.

In the hills of old Erin so green,

Leprechauns are often seen.

With a pot of gold,

And stories untold,

They're the keepers of whimsy, it seems!

10.

On St. Paddy's, the rivers run green,

A sight like no other, I ween.

With a nod to tradition,

And a touch of magician,

It's a spectacle fit for a queen!

11.

There once was a pub in Cork town,

Where the Guinness would never run down.

With a fiddler's tune,

And a lilt in the croon,

It's the happiest place to be found!

12.

On St. Patrick's, the tales are grand,

Of heroes who'd fight hand in hand.

With courage and pride,

They'd stand side by side,

Protecting their Emerald land!

13.

There once was a clover so rare,

With leaves that would dance in the air.

It whispered of dreams,

And magical schemes,

In the heart of a land so fair!

14.

In Dublin, they'll tell you a tale,

Of a banshee whose cries never fail.

With hair long and wild,

And a voice like a child,

She'll send shivers right down to your nail!

15.

On St. Paddy's, the spirits awake,

From slumber they'll eagerly break.

With a mischievous grin,

And a twinkle within,

They'll lead you on merry escapades!

16.

There once was a lad named O'Malley,

Whose luck was never too tally.

With a wink and a smile,

He'd travel each mile,

In search of adventure, quite dally!

17.

In Ireland, the castles stand tall,

With history echoing through hall.

Each stone tells a story,

Of glory and gory,

In a land where legends enthral!

18.

On St. Patrick's, the music will play,

From dawn until the close of the day.

With a fiddle's sweet sound,

And feet that astound,

We'll dance the night away!

19.

There once was a fairy named Niamh,

Whose laughter was heard near the glen.

With wings made of gossamer,

And a heart full of wonder,

She'd sprinkle her magic, and then!

20.

In Galway, the streets come alive,

With buskers and dancers who thrive.

With a skip and a hop,

And a tip for the bop,

It's a party you never contrive!

21.

On St. Paddy's, the luck of the Irish,

Is celebrated with laughter and flourish.

With a clover in hand,

And a pint so grand,

We'll toast to the green that we cherish!

22.

There once was a leprechaun named Finn,

Whose mischief was known to begin.

With a twirl of his hat,

And a tip of his mat,

He'd vanish with a mischievous grin!

23.

In Ireland, the craic never ends,

With neighbors and strangers as friends.

With a story to share,

And a pint to declare,

Each moment a tale that transcends!

24.

On St. Patrick's, we honor the past,

The traditions that forever will last.

With a nod to our roots,

And our Guinness in toots,

We'll raise up our voices, steadfast!

25.

There once was a St. Paddy's parade,

With floats in a grand cavalcade.

With green all around,

And laughter profound,

It's a celebration that'll never fade!

So, whether you're Irish or simply Irish at heart, embrace the joy of St. Patrick's Day with these lively limericks. Share them with your loved ones, raise a toast to good fortune, and revel in the spirit of the Emerald Isle. Happy St. Patrick's Day! 🍀